Category Archives: Sarcasm

Hillbilly Handfishin’

Oh, for fk sake… seriously?!? ( full disclosure – this post is from my archives, an oldie but a goodie) I kid you not.  I have had a terrible couple of weeks, just got back from my electrolysis appointment (waging … Continue reading

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Ripped From the Headlines…Part 2

Teen Shoots Dad With Arrow Over Cell Phone Once again …that’s the headline.  A 35 yr old man in rural Washington was airlifted to hospital after his 15 yr old daughter shot him in the head with a hunting bow … Continue reading

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Plenty of WTF

I took a stab at online dating – it was not pretty.  My options for meeting someone are fairly limited – I work for a really small company (no interesting candidates there) and I volunteer with an agency that is … Continue reading

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Ode To a Wal Mart Greeter

All due respect to Wal Mart Greeters around the world but if you ever walk into a Wal Mart and I’m there greeting you, take me out to the parking lot and back over me.  Assume that I’m being held … Continue reading

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The Twiddle Muff Chronicles

After the whole twiddle muff incident, things got worse.  This will make marginally more sense if you’ve read the “Words That Make Me Giggle” post…but not much more.      (Bonus points if you guessed that’s a cat ass coaster in the … Continue reading

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Words That Make Me Giggle

I love words, all kinds of words…but there is a special category of words that simply make me giggle.  Often it’s the double entendre, smacking of smutty undertones or sometimes they just sound silly. My perennial favorite – labelopes.  Unless … Continue reading

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Personalized Plate?

Ministry of Transportation Clerk:  What would you like on your personalized plate? Driver:  My name (think maybe someone skipped a step here, might want to be a little more specific next time….or not) ∼ the nasty wench ∼

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