Monthly Archives: November 2016

Ode To a Wal Mart Greeter

All due respect to Wal Mart Greeters around the world but if you ever walk into a Wal Mart and I’m there greeting you, take me out to the parking lot and back over me.  Assume that I’m being held … Continue reading

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Twat-Waffle

Fresh Wenchery to be posted tomorrow, in the meantime I have discovered that the Kung Fu countermove to Cockwaffle is…drum roll please…Twat-Waffle, I really should have seen that coming   ∼ the nasty wench ∼

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Straight Jackets on the Left, Meds to the Right

(ps…the sleeves tie in the back) ∼ the nasty wench ∼

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The Twiddle Muff Chronicles

After the whole twiddle muff incident, things got worse.  This will make marginally more sense if you’ve read the “Words That Make Me Giggle” post…but not much more.      (Bonus points if you guessed that’s a cat ass coaster in the … Continue reading

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Words That Make Me Giggle

I love words, all kinds of words…but there is a special category of words that simply make me giggle.  Often it’s the double entendre, smacking of smutty undertones or sometimes they just sound silly. My perennial favorite – labelopes.  Unless … Continue reading

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Personalized Plate?

Ministry of Transportation Clerk:  What would you like on your personalized plate? Driver:  My name (think maybe someone skipped a step here, might want to be a little more specific next time….or not) ∼ the nasty wench ∼

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Poultry Fornication…or Romeo got penis juice on my last pair of lululemons

There’s a reason I don’t write fiction…I couldn’t make this stuff up. Princess is a character in my world who exists solely on privilege and entitlement.  I used to think that she was completely out of touch with reality but … Continue reading

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